I wasn’t sure what I wanted to write about today, but then while texting with a friend, he made a joke that I don’t really think he knew I’d get. It was a reference to the hit television show, Sienfeld.  And as I laughed at his joke about not giving me any soup, because he was the soup Nazi, I knew in that moment that I wanted to make someone else laugh today, because laughter in deed is good for the soul. So, I looked up a few funny qoutes to share with you all today and even if I only bring a smile to one person’s face, then my good deed for the day is done. Enjoy and remember as always, this is is from my hear to yours!

1.  What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce. ~ Mark Twain
2. Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. ~ Yul Brynner
3. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? ~ Jean Cocturan
4. They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. ~ Milton Berle
5. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby
6. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ~ Frank Sinatra
7. I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. ~ Joan Rivers
8. My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. ~ Walter Matthau
9. Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. ~ E. B. White
10. Beauty fades . . . dumb is forever. ~ Judge Judy